We're "Going" Places

Keep up with fineasslines on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. 

This fat dog and I have a lot to offer (like coupon codes).

COMING SOON: Art Prints!

Oh Hi Dog

Wiggly jiggly butt, right here.

I Lugz You

Card shopping? Yes.

A Very Hairy Xmas

Here, here...

Holiday Cynic

Now available on Etsy: 

Santa Claws

Check it out here.

LOLLEGE

Just added to my Etsy store: 

Paper Bag

Because celebrity culture looks this ridiculous: 

You can purchase my illustration as an art print here on Society6 OR as a greeting card at my Etsy store.

New Art Prints on Society6!

For those of you familiar with Lil Wayne: 

Buy this print in its many variations here on Society6

Was It Something I Said?

This llama [and more] coming to FINEASSLINES next weekend.

It's About to Get HAIRē

Shaving isn't in season this winter.

They're Here!

Fresh new cards are available for purchase at fineasslines:

View Birthbey 

View Romy and Michele 

View Tipsy Giraffe

View Downhill Dog

Coming to FINEASSLINES:

These babies will be on sale this Sunday at fineasslines:

Unusual Antlers

This sassy giraffe will be making her way onto some cards this weekend.

 

 

New Halloween Cards at FINEASSLINES!

If you want to be a proper guest at your soon-to-be-scheduled Halloween party, you should definitely purchase one of these cards.

 the dog dressed as a chicken

if you've got it, haunt it

My Doodles Are Growing!

I'm not quite sure when it happened or how it happened, 

but it happened...

My doodles grew up and became the adult greeting cards I knew they were born to be. 

Just look at this toothy horse: 

Check all the cards at the fineasslines Etsy shop. 

Have You Seen Him?

He was last seen purchasing a bag of Funyons in this undated photo.

The Omitted B

Because the second B in BABE deserves another chance.

Luigi the Squeegee

Our World

Sssh! The Artist is Thinking...

[serious artist thoughts now ensue]

He's Right...

Taco Thoughts

Kappa Kappa Gamma Ray

Rude Food: Burrito

#goodvibes

Missed Connections: A Harsh Reality